Number 21 in 30 in 30, a series of writing challenges. Over the course of 30 days (sometimes even in a row!), I will draft a post within 30 minutes. This 30-day theme is: News Stories. Today’s writing was inspired by an article about a British guy calling idli boring.

Oh, honey

Perhaps it’s best to keep
your British mouth shut
about other peoples’ food

You conquered the world
for spice
but never let it touch
your cuisine

We try your dishes
(reaching for the salt)
And compliment you
on a job well done

Bless your heart,
you tried.